{"id":2228,"date":"2014-11-06T17:44:48","date_gmt":"2014-11-06T22:44:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hardwoodandhollywood.com\/pop-culture-spin\/?p=2228"},"modified":"2014-11-06T17:44:48","modified_gmt":"2014-11-06T22:44:48","slug":"american-horror-story-psycho-dandy-mott-will-u-s-steel-murder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hardwoodandhollywood.com\/pop-culture-spin\/2014\/11\/06\/american-horror-story-psycho-dandy-mott-will-u-s-steel-murder\/","title":{"rendered":"‘American Horror Story\u2019 Psycho Dandy Mott: \u201cI Will Be The U.S. Steel Of Murder\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

(American Horror Story: Freak Show<\/em>\u00a0pseudo news\u00a0<\/em>article from Jupiter, Florida)<\/p>\n

During a self-motivating workout in his playroom turned body-sculpting studio, Dandy Mott makes a promise to America. And his mother, Gloria Mott, will no longer be able to hold him back.<\/p>\n

\u201cShe can\u2019t keep my greatness in the slips,\u201d Dandy\u00a0proclaims in tighty whities between workouts. “One door closes, another opens,” he continues. Dandy recently attempted to join the local freak show and was rejected, causing further frustration.<\/p>\n

\u201cThis body is America. Strong, violent, and full of limitless potential,” Dandy says. His\u00a0determination is resilient, and would be inspirational, if this limitless potential wasn\u2019t referring to murder.<\/p>\n

But what is a man with a stone cold heart to do? \u201cWhen Dora died, she looked right into my eyes, and I felt nothing,\u201d Dandy admits. This is horrid news for the town of Jupiter that just ended a curfew following the death of Twisty the Clown. The townspeople have breathed a sigh or relief and are resuming\u00a0life as usual. But it\u2019s now clear Twisty was just the tip of the dunce cap.<\/p>\n

A mass murderer is still among us. \u201cThe clown was put on Earth to show me the way, to introduce me to the sweet language of murder,\u201d Dandy says in admiration. Then, his tone changes, \u201cBut I am no clown. I am perfection.\u201d<\/p>\n

Dandy is a bigger threat\u00a0<\/em>than the murderous Twisty. At least Twisty looked like a derailed mess and could be picked out like a sore thumb. Dandy is a good-looking, well-off young man. He could be standing in line at the grocery store and no one would know until it was too late. This is an unlikely circumstance, however, as Dandy has probably never stepped foot in a grocery store before.<\/p>\n

When confronted about her son\u2019s issues, Gloria is lax and forgiving. \u201cThese mental perversions are the afflictions of the extremely affluent,\u201d she says, after helping her troubled son\u00a0bury the body of their long-standing, now former housemaid, Dora. Gloria blames inbreeding for these persisting perversions. For the mighty rich, inbreeding is the only way to preserve bloodlines and money. Jack the Ripper was a Windsor after all, she adds.<\/p>\n

Not-so-dandy Dandy has already claimed one victim, as his new and improved killing machine self, a male prostitute he met at a local bar. He stabbed the man repeatedly after bringing him back to Twisty\u2019s bus in the woods, and playing a little game of \u201clet\u2019s get undressed, count to three, turn around, and see what happens.\u201d He did show weakness when he had trouble getting the man to actually die, asking him why he wouldn\u2019t die and admitting it was making him feel bad. But Dandy continued sawing the man\u2019s arm, leading to his death.<\/p>\n

Dandy is completely insane and we should all be scared, especially Bette and Dot, the newest guests\u00a0at the Mott residence.\u00a0These developments are turning into a true American Horror Story<\/em>. \u201cI am greatness. I am the future,\u201d Dandy says. “And the future starts tonight.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(American Horror Story: Freak Show\u00a0pseudo news\u00a0article from Jupiter, Florida) During a self-motivating workout in his playroom turned body-sculpting studio, Dandy Mott makes a promise to America. And his mother, Gloria Mott, will no longer be able to hold him back. \u201cShe can\u2019t keep my greatness in the slips,\u201d Dandy\u00a0proclaims in tighty whities between workouts. “One<\/p>\n

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