To add injury to the insult that is the New York Knicks 2014-15 season it appears as though Carmelo Anthony will be sidelined the remaining balance of the season with an injury. Melo will have surgery on his knee as a result of soreness he has been experiencing for months. As for the soreness suffered by Knicks’ fans, the surgery to fix this is called a Knick-ectomy. All traces of the Knicks are removed from your system and you continue your life pain free. The line for the surgery starts at Madison Square Gardens and ends somewhere in New Jersey.
Carmelo Calls it Quits: Will Knicks Fans do the Same?