Baller Mind Frame

Staring Into the Black, Bottomless Abyss: Mavericks Surrender Game 1 Early to Thunder

Image courtesy of TJ Macias/The BMF.

Image courtesy of TJ Macias/The BMF.

We’ll start out in our happy place – a non vertiginous place that most likely consists of a lilac-scented meadow and a baby fawn with Japanese anime eyes sipping water out of a brook. Idyllic. Serene. Varicolored.

A place that’s far, far away from the heinous, dizzying, slaughterhouse-scene that took place in Oklahoma City where the Thunder decided to make a human sacrifice out of the Dallas Mavericks on Saturday night.

No, this wasn’t Game 1 of Western Conference between a third seed and sixth seed team: this was a shameless snuff film where the baby fawn with the tear-filled eyes was ripped to shreds by Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook in front of a bombastic crowd of thousands (and millions more who tuned in on ESPN).

The Mavericks are the dark horse of the playoffs, having barely slipped in past the guards in order to snag the sixth seed in the Western Conference standings, but that’s no excuse for their 108-70 loss to the dominant Thunder. Every single flaw in Mavericks head coach Rick Carlisle’s line up was highlighted by a trillion and a half from the get-go, which was anxiously cringe-worthy especially to Mavs fans and followers who know that the coach is usually rather Argus-eyed when it comes to his players. But it was his soft spot for certain players that ended up being his downfall and caused an orgy of suck from the first minute onward.

Carlisle went small with his starters, which was the first sign of the quixotic apocalypse, putting all his faith on J.J. Barea. Given, Barea has been on the roll of his career, scoring 20-plus points in four straight games before missing two of the final three regular season games because of a sore goddamn groin.

Absent from the starting line up was rookie Justin Anderson, a Simba-sized vacancy that caused Mavericks observers to tense up enough to turn coal into diamonds by way of rectal clinching.

Mavericks dug themselves a quick 0-9 hole (or should I say grave? I feel I haven’t been stingy enough) until Deron Williams was able to finally get Dallas on the board. That was just a laughable foreshadow of the night to come.

The Mavs scored 33 points on 26.2 percent shooting from the field and were 0-of-8 from the three-point range during the first half. Yes, they couldn’t hit water if they fell out of a fucking boat in the middle of the Pacific Ocean where Carlisle stranded them. I don’t know it’s the Pacific Ocean, just go with it. And Dirk Nowitzki put up almost half of those points alone.

The Thunder were making damn sure the Mavs couldn’t get anything done on the offensive side of the floor with Durant treating Dallas’ lineup like a 13-year-old boy who just discovered his genitals.

As odd as it sounds, it could have been worse since OKC was only 7-of-19 from the three-point range, but it was Durant and Westbrook who made their team look stronger during that atrociously broken first half.

The fawn was barely breathing during the third when the Mavericks managed to close the gap by, oh, 26 points before the Thunder decided to go on a 21-9 run at the end of the third. When Durant sat with 4:43 remaining in the third, both he and Westbrook had managed to outscore the Mavericks by themselves. Fun times.

And by the fourth, that fawn was clearly dead. Cold dead. Bambi’s mom type of dead dead.

This isn’t the same team from 2011 Championship parade. This isn’t even the eighth-seeded team who two years ago gave the San Antonio Spurs a wild run for their money and pushed seven games out of them during the first round of the 2013-14 NBA playoffs.

Injuries continue to plague the lineup now that Barea, who left the game after re-aggravating his groin, will probably be sitting out Game 2 on Monday night with Chandler Parsons and David Lee (who were caught partying with Amy Schumer and Mark Cuban after the game – HEY, THIS IS NO TIME FOR THAT NOW, DO NOT TAINT AMY WITH YOUR SUCK IT’S JUST NOT FAIR TO HER).

Good news?

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Now for more bad news because the NBA Gods hate us that hard?

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It’s not favorable, or even realistic, but yes – there is a chance.

Okay, I’m just gonna go back to my happy place – only now, a gigantic liquor store has replaced the scenic meadow, because that’s way fucking better.

Dallas Mavericks (0-1)

Basic Box Score Stats
Starters MP FG FGA FG% 3P 3PA 3P% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS
Wesley Matthews 29:21 3 10 .300 1 6 .167 0 0 0 2 2 1 1 0 0 4 7
Dirk Nowitzki 25:19 7 15 .467 0 0 4 4 1.000 0 4 4 0 0 0 2 2 18
Deron Williams 21:41 1 9 .111 0 2 .000 0 0 0 1 1 3 0 0 2 4 2
J.J. Barea 16:14 1 6 .167 0 2 .000 0 0 0 1 1 3 0 0 2 1 2
Salah Mejri 15:32 0 0 0 0 1 4 .250 1 3 4 0 0 0 0 2 1
Reserves MP FG FGA FG% 3P 3PA 3P% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS
Raymond Felton 30:24 2 10 .200 1 2 .500 2 2 1.000 0 3 3 2 1 0 1 2 7
Zaza Pachulia 20:36 1 6 .167 0 0 3 4 .750 4 2 6 2 2 0 1 1 5
Dwight Powell 20:11 3 8 .375 0 0 2 3 .667 3 3 6 1 0 0 0 1 8
Justin Anderson 18:27 2 5 .400 0 0 1 2 .500 0 3 3 2 0 0 1 0 5
Devin Harris 18:22 2 6 .333 1 4 .250 0 1 .000 0 1 1 1 0 0 1 3 5
Charlie Villanueva 13:24 2 8 .250 1 2 .500 2 2 1.000 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 2 7
JaVale McGee 10:29 1 1 1.000 0 0 1 4 .250 1 0 1 0 1 0 2 3 3
Team Totals 240 25 84 .298 4 18 .222 16 26 .615 9 24 33 16 5 0 12 25 70

Oklahoma City Thunder (1-0)

Basic Box Score Stats
Starters MP FG FGA FG% 3P 3PA 3P% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS
Russell Westbrook 29:46 7 15 .467 2 7 .286 8 8 1.000 1 4 5 11 1 0 5 1 24
Serge Ibaka 27:45 7 8 .875 3 3 1.000 0 0 1 8 9 0 1 3 0 1 17
Kevin Durant 26:35 7 15 .467 2 6 .333 7 7 1.000 1 4 5 5 0 0 3 3 23
Steven Adams 22:30 2 4 .500 0 0 0 1 .000 2 5 7 0 1 1 2 4 4
Andre Roberson 19:31 1 4 .250 0 3 .000 2 4 .500 0 5 5 1 0 1 1 2 4
Reserves MP FG FGA FG% 3P 3PA 3P% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS
Dion Waiters 27:54 1 9 .111 1 5 .200 2 2 1.000 0 2 2 3 2 0 0 1 5
Enes Kanter 23:48 7 10 .700 0 1 .000 2 3 .667 4 9 13 1 0 0 2 3 16
Randy Foye 17:52 1 6 .167 1 4 .250 0 0 0 2 2 1 0 1 3 3 3
Kyle Singler 13:47 2 3 .667 2 2 1.000 0 0 1 2 3 0 0 0 0 2 6
Anthony Morrow 10:50 1 3 .333 1 3 .333 3 3 1.000 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 6
Nick Collison 8:20 0 1 .000 0 0 0 0 2 0 2 1 2 0 1 2 0
Josh Huestis 7:46 0 2 .000 0 1 .000 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0
Nazr Mohammed 3:36 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 0
Team Totals 240 36 80 .450 12 35 .343 24 28 .857 14 42 56 23 7 6 18 25 108

 

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